Greg and the Raven

Suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my kitchen window....creepy

Yes, I am aware that I live in the mountains and should expect wildlife to randomly appear near my home, but a raven staring at me through the window? Weird. Unless of course you consider that we left a bag full of garbage outside below the window. I hate stepping in my own garbage to clean it up, let alone fighting off an all too intelligent bird who just claimed it as his. At least that's better then stepping in someone else's goobers......mmmmm.

The future is here

Forget being a 'drunk dialler' the future is totally drunk facebooking!

How to feed a four year old lasagna

Step 1: Insert 2 bay leaves into sauce
Step 2: Cook sauce, stirring enough to break at least one bay leaf
Step 3: Pour sauce onto noodles once 2 pieces of bay leaf have been removed
Step 4: Convince yourself that you have removed all the bay leaves
Step 5: Watch in horror as said four year old painfully chokes on the twiggy leaf piece
Step 6: Post really lame blog entry

I hadn't realized it had gone this far.

As soon as I start she wants me to stop

What the heck! Now you know how its feels to lose your significant other to blogging!

Silly Wife.

One of the posts I thought of making previously

I have decided to boycott all commercial holidays!! It really bothers me that society can actually be brainwashed into thinking that some kind of "tradition" is actually a reason to spend money on useless goods. Like what the heck is with valentines day???? Really there is not a solid link between any of the Saint Valentine and anything amorous, so what is the big deal. And moreso, why would I buy a Debeers diamond because some Saint MAY have sent a letter to his girlfriend or may have married people who the roman emperor wanted to join the army.

meh

Why I am posting

It is hard to type with my arm chicken winged behind my back by my blog Nazi wife. Never the less I am blogging as a means of survival; relationship survival that is. Ha ha ha. All kidding aside I am hoping that blogging will give me a chance to work on my typing skills.